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The end of a reign of terror - 12/13/03

US Soldiers Find Their Ace
In a Hole In the Ground

On December 13th, soldiers the the US Army 4th Infantry, acting on a tip from an Iraqi citizen, captured Saddam Hussein in a "spider hole" on a farm in Dawr, 10 miles south of Tikrit, Iraq.

Mr. Hussein was armed with a pistol and two rifles, along with US $750,000. He surrendered without a struggle, and without any shots being fired.

Thus ends a decades-long reign of terror that forced the Iraqi citizens to live in poverty while their leader lived in dozens of opulent palaces.

Mr. Hussein had a beard when captured. After he was cleaned up and shaved he looked more like his old self.

Saddam Hussein was the infamous "Ace of Spades" in the "Iraqi Most Wanted" deck of cards, with a bounty of US $25,000,000 on his head. It remains to be seen who will receive that reward.

The fastidious Saddam Hussein could not stand dirt. He insisted that his guests be bathed and scrubbed before he would see them. It is ironic that he spent his last few hours of freedom in a tiny mud hole, sharing the space with rats and mice.

Paul Bremer, the US administrator in Iraq, announced, "We got him!"

Now, all his base
are belong to the Iraqi people.


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